Friday, February 27, 2009

Potty Mouth

Hilarious conversation in car yesterday:

Little Man: "Poop, Pee, Poop and Pee. Boogers. Poop, Poop, Poop."

Me: "LM, please don't say those potty words. We only use nice words."

LM: "Mom, are potty words bad words?"

Me: "Yes"

LM: "I don't say bad words. Pony Girl doesn't say bad words. Sweetums doesn't say bad words. Mom doesn't say bad words...but Dad, now he says bad words. I am going to have to wash his mouth out with soap because he says bad words all the time."

Me: giggle giggle chuckle "Hmmmm, you don't and I don't but dad does?"

LM: "Yep, Dad says potty words and bad words and potty words. He needs soap in his mouth"

WHY would I giggle at such a sad realization from my three year old? Because it is SO not true. I can honestly say with 100% positiveness that the kids have NEVER heard Mr. KIR say a bad word in their lives. Me on the other hand....wellllll let's just leave that one unanswered shall we!


McEwens said...

Thats pretty funny! Maybe he figures his dad can take the soap!
Funny conversation!

Becky said...

Hey, if you a scapegoat, Dad's the go-to guy! :)

Becky said...

Whoops... if you NEED a scapegoat...

Robyn said...

He has to have learned it somewhere right? I guess he already knows boys are supposed to learn from their dads. The new blog looks is great.

Life with boys... said...

Too funny, love the look of the blog, so YOU!!!

Can't wait to see you all!

DIAZ BLOG said... would NEVER say a potty word! The kids must have heard it from the neighbors!