Friday, September 17, 2010

House Rules

These three have gone to a whole new level of "make their mommy grossed out and want to scream yet holding it all in and calmly stating the HOUSE RULES."
House Rules
1. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO CRITTERS OF ANY KIND ON ANY COUNTER IN THIS HOME!
2. Bugs and such are only allowed in JARS designated with the words "BUG" on them.
3. Critters found in our yard DO NOT want to live in bags in your room. They will escape as death is eminent if they do not! (It is kind of eminent if they do as well...but that is completely beside the point)
4.ALWAYS Refer to Rule Number one if you have any questions or doubts about your actions!!!

Why do I need to remind my critters of these rules? Because I found THIS on my kitchen counter
 yesterday:
Yep. Just Sitting There. Hanging Out. Huge and Slimy. Next to the sink. 
Reminder of House Rules NEEDED--Promptly!

After we went over and over the rules, we made Toady this house for the night:

2 comments:

DIAZ BLOG said...

you are a good mom...yes you are!! I would have killed toady...croak....croak!

snakeriverwalton said...

just put out a sticky trap- it takes care of everything. haha