Friday, November 30, 2012

Today Sweetums heard about a guy who drove an an ice cream truck and had kidnapped a child. According to Sweetums it must have been because he didn't have any kids but wanted one very badly.

(Mothers note here: wouldn't that be a nice thought if the REAL reason any ice cream guy kidnapped a child was because he just wanted children so desperately he kidnapped them to give them a good life...not that, that kind of kidnapping would be condoned either, but still a nicer thought...)

So as Sweetums tells Mr. KIR this, she loudly ends with, "That is so stupid! If you really want a kid you can just go buy one from an orphanage."

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Sweetums: "Mom, whenever I am using Pony Girls mirror to look at my prettiness, she gets mad at me for using it."